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Last Updated: 19.06.2025 05:07
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
So, the docs changed it to read
Still no good
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Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
So they tried
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No go.
No, not a chance
They put up a sign reading
Unacceptable again!
Next, they tried...
Nuts and Butts
Have you ever been spanked in front of a group of people?
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Why does he text me first but when I never text first he gets mad?
Loons and Moons
Thumbs down again.
Then came..
share office space ...
Another attempt resulted in ...
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
What's your review of the movie Poor Things?
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Minds and Behinds
Why are the Chinese so sensitive to Western criticism?
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
No way
Catatonics & High Colonics
What is one small habit that has transformed your life in unexpected ways?
Just Forget it!
Hysterias & Posteriors
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Are MAGA the "useful idiots" for the radical-right billionaires like Charles Koch and Elon Musk?
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Still no good.
Freaks and Cheeks
Why did you put a guy’s dick in your mouth the first time?
Everyone loved it.
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones